You know what’s nice? Not being destitute. You know what’s nicer than that? To have the resources necessary to put an artisan to work.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I hate to be a braggadocio, but three years of hard work and globetrotting have put me in such a position. One fine Sunday found Animated Meat at the Orange County Market Place. I happened upon Sergio’s Leather and Belts. Sergio is a master leather craftsman. After explaining the virtues of hard versus soft leather to me, I decided to put him to work. What better place to embody the Animated Meat philosophy than in a belt and a wristband?
America, what you are all witness to the first-ever commissioned work by Animated Meat. It’s the best I can do to use my capital to support American industry.