The next time you hear some so-called conservative say that government oversight and regulation is a form of socialism, my advice is that you should tell that conservative to eat it. There is very little conservation among the conservatives. Those sons of bitches would use every resource up in the name of greed and profit.

Business unchecked will take every shortcut possible in order to increase profit. Let’s take the Gulf oil spill for example. You know why this one is setting all kinds of records? Because BP sunk a drill a mile through ocean and two miles through the Earth just so we could all get a taste of our buddy oil. And they never bothered to put in a relief well. How did this happen? Because our lawmakers have been asleep at the switch and more concerned with picking fights with sovereign nations than with real issues. Drill, baby, drill.

As recently as March, BP tried to get Canada to soften its stance on relief wells. The geniuses at BP stated that thanks to advances in technology, there is no need to relief wells. Thankfully, Canada was not swayed.

Dead is dead and extinct is extinct. The guide at the Elephant Seal Beach said that the last three years had seen an increase in the population of the Elephant Seals. As long as the populous in our Democratic experiment remind the legislators who’s really in charge there may actually be some wildlife left for our children to see one day.